Hmmm...this is a pretty gate.
As I approached the gate that brought me into the new week, I examined it further. It was pastel pink with white tips and round colorful balls all throughout. I had success the previous week and just knew I'd do great this week. When I got to the gate, I discovered the gate was made of some strawberry Jolly Ranchers. The white tips were actually vanilla frosting and the colorful balls were Skittles.
Okay...Am I on the right path?
I didn't remember turning or anything, so I proceeded through the gate. The gate slammed shut behind me.
That's odd...it usually closes slowly.
Normally, there were temptations along the sides of the path, but this was ridiculous. There were cupcake bushes, candy trees, ice cream boulders, soda fountains, juice lakes, and other delicious creations. I also saw seats of bread, tables of pizza, willow trees of pasta, and other savory things.
Where is all the healthy food?
That's when I noticed the small plates of veggies and lean meats along the way. But they were so overwhelmed by the other things, I had to look closely to find them. I did, though, and ate the healthy things...and everything else too. I walked slowly, careful to not do too much work.
As this path ended, I saw the new gate for the new week. It was black and spikes protruded from the top. I figured I must have somehow gone the wrong way, so I turned around to look. Pitch black. I couldn't see anything. The only way to go was through the scary gate. Slowly, I stood on the scale and then I knew what what was happening.
200.2
"No!!!"
A mysterious force dragged me through the gate that takes me out of Onederland.
"I don't want to go!"
I heard and felt my nails scraping and breaking against the hard concrete floor, but it was useless. The gate slammed when I was in and
I heard the gate lock. I stood up and examined my surroundings. It was dark. A flashlight appeared in one hand and a note in the other. I shined the light on the note and it said this:
Katie-
Welcome back to the 200's. There is no path here, just wide open space and darkness. Isn't this fun?!? Here, you will enjoy everything you want to eat without real shame. You don't even need to move, the ground will move you further and further from the gate without you needing to use any energy at all and the food will appear before you. It will only cost you your figure and your health. If you really insist on getting back to Onederland, you will need to use this flashlight to wander off the moving ground and run to seek out healthy foods and the key to the gate. Have a great time!
Love,
Gluttony
PS-haha! Take THAT, Willpower!
This is going to be a loooooong week.
May the fourth be with you.
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